Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

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Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Alien Redrum » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:17 pm

Generally I hate trailers because they show EVERYTHING. This one, though, is about 8 days long, and I still don't know what it's about.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:05 am

OMG I hate Slender man. I hate the internet.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Alien Redrum » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:54 pm

YOU HATE HIM BECAUSE HE SCARES YOU.
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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:31 pm

Alien Redrum wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:54 pm
YOU HATE HIM BECAUSE HE SCARES YOU.
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I hate him because I don't understand him.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Alien Redrum » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:14 pm

You hate him cause you ain't him.
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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by DJBenz » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:51 pm

Neon Maniac wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:31 pm
Alien Redrum wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:54 pm
YOU HATE HIM BECAUSE HE SCARES YOU.
:(

I hate him because I don't understand him.

:(
I'm with Neon. All this Slenderman and Creepypasta nonsense looks like Millennial shenanigans.
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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:54 pm

DJBenz wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:51 pm


I'm with Neon. All this Slenderman and Creepypasta nonsense looks like Millennial shenanigans.
Exactly! Slenderman doesn't even make sense, has an origin that is very clearly documented to be made up online, and only scares over privileged white kids who read creepypasta under the covers with flashlights.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:56 pm

That trailer is literally just scary maggots and 14 year old girls crying. And a graveyard, because what's scarier than that?

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Alien Redrum » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:32 pm

:lol: I know. And I'm seeing people on Facebook say it's so interesting and so scary.

I don't get it. Maybe I'm too old. :(
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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:02 pm

Hmmmm.

I'm flashing back to the scene in Mad Men where Don Draper puts the Beatle's Revolver LP on, sits down, and tries to listen to it. You can tell that he just doesn't get it.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:51 pm

Because he's old and irrelevant.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:41 am

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Alien Redrum » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:31 pm

I'm glad Jayson doesn't post here anymore. He'd make fun of my oldness. :(
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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by Neon Maniac » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:54 pm

Alien Redrum wrote:
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I'm glad Jayson doesn't post here anymore. He'd make fun of my oldness. :(
He would, too. And then he'd explain why the Image VHS copy of Dark and Silent Basement Crawlers was a superior version to the Anchor Bay BluRay.

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Re: Slenderman movie, first trailer is out.

Post by DJBenz » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:18 pm

Neon Maniac wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:54 pm
Alien Redrum wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:31 pm
I'm glad Jayson doesn't post here anymore. He'd make fun of my oldness. :(
He would, too. And then he'd explain why the Image VHS copy of Dark and Silent Basement Crawlers was a superior version to the Anchor Bay BluRay.
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